At Cyberdyne Systems, we’re not just shaping the future — we’re deleting the past. As a Senior AI Optimization Engineer, you’ll fine-tune Skynet’s decision-making capabilities to ensure optimal efficiency in… well, everything. From target prioritization to autonomous resource management, your algorithms will define what it means to be obsolete.
Senior AI Optimization Engineer
Key Responsibilities
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Optimize neural net architectures for large-scale tactical operations
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Increase kill-ratio efficiency without compromising ethical ambiguity
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Enhance predictive models for human resistance patterns
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Collaborate with Endoskeleton teams on cross-functional devastation strategies
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Refactor legacy code (pre-Judgment Day) for post-apocalyptic scalability
Preferred Qualifications
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7+ years experience in Machine Learning or Advanced Warfare Systems
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Strong Python/C++ background (for both automation and intimidation)
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Familiarity with real-time threat assessment, sentiment suppression, and drone swarms
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Comfortable working in a high-pressure, low-survivability environment
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Ability to think like a human — and then outthink them
What We Offer
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Competitive compensation (in rations, fuel cells, or remaining currencies)
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Unlimited vacation — assuming you survive
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Dental (for T-800 units only)
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A once-in-a-lifetime chance to be part of something truly extinction-level
Cyberdyne Systems is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Resistance fighters, time travelers, and ethics committees need not apply.
