Are you a magical creature enthusiast with a knack for taming the untamable? Do you possess an unyielding passion for sparkles, rainbows, and all things fantastical? If so, we want YOU to join our whimsical team as a Chief Unicorn Wrangler!
Responsibilities:
- Unicorn Management: Herd, groom, and feed our fleet of majestic unicorns. Ensure their horns are always polished to perfection.
- Rainbow Generation: Collaborate with our Leprechaun Division to ensure a steady supply of vibrant rainbows for unicorn frolicking.
- Glitter Regulation: Maintain appropriate levels of glitter dispersion throughout the headquarters. Too much glitter can be a safety hazard.
- Training & Development: Conduct training sessions on proper prancing techniques and cloud hopping for junior unicorns.
- Mystical Event Coordination: Plan and execute unicorn-themed events, including full moon frolics, enchanted forest picnics, and annual horn decorating contests.
Qualifications:
- Bachelor’s degree in Mythical Creatures or a related field preferred.
- Proven experience in handling or working with magical beings.
- Ability to withstand high levels of enchantment and whimsy.
- Strong communication skills (telepathic abilities a plus).
- Must possess an unwavering belief in the power of magic.
Perks:
- Unlimited access to fairy dust.
- Complimentary rides on the unicorns during lunch breaks.
- Weekly enchanted forest retreats.
- A lifetime supply of rainbows and sunshine.
How to Apply: Send us your resume, a cover letter, and a short essay on your favorite unicorn encounter to unicorns@fairylandhq.com. Show us why you’re the perfect fit for the most magical job in the world!
Fairyland HQ is an equal opportunity employer. Belief in magic is required.
